2019-07-06

Metric for Americans

American exceptionalism often means things like calling football soccer while the rest of the world calls it football . Yes, us northern neighbours do the same thing but it's still wrong.

My biggest peeve about American exceptionalism is the fact they cannot get their political colours correct. Every American election period I am puzzled by which states are red and which are blue till I remember that the land of Donkeys and Elephants has it backwards. In the rest of the world red represents the left and blue represents the right but America chooses to do it differently. BTW Wikipedia's explanation is here FWIW.

Perhaps the strangest example of American exceptionalism is that after fighting a bitter war of independence from the British Imperialists they choose to be (almost) the only country in the world still using the Imperial system of measurement and not using the Metric system.

So for those leery of change let's do a quick comparison.

We can see the multitude of complicated calculations necessary to use the Imperial System while the Metric system simply requires an ability to move the decimal point.

So what would that mean for Americans. Probably less than they fear. In Canada, in some sense, we have a hybrid system. For almost everything official Metric is used. The most noticeable changes for the common person are weather and driving and we have adapted to this easily. Most of us don't relate to the old Fahrenheit units anymore. The same can be said of distances and speed limits.

For the home handyman little has changed. Plywood (and particle board) is still sold in 4 foot by 8 foot sheets, though sometimes the thickness will be in millimetres rather than fractions of an inch. And two by fours are still the same standard 1½ X 3½ inch size. In Canada most measuring tapes are marked in both Metric and Imperial measurements. So build away using your existing tools.

As for cooking have no fear. There is no Metric Fire Department burning your old cookbooks and grandmother's recipes and no Metric Police seizing your Imperial measuring spoons and cups. Indeed, most measuring spoons and cups in Canada are marked in both measuring systems. You simply gain access to both Metric and Imperial recipes.

So have no fear America, embrace progress and leave Liberia and Myanmar to fend for themselves in a Metric world.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Of course, US measures are different again from Imperial. 1 cup = 8 ounces instead of 10. Therefore, 1 US gallon = 132 ounces instead of 160.

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Anonymous said...

Good stuff.

The Brits didn't and don't use much volume measurement in cooking for dry ingredients. It was always by weight - they laugh at cups - nobody there has ever heard of such a thing. A cup of butter? Ludicrous, they think. A teaspoon was used for minor ingredients. Perhaps the Brits did use cups back in the 18th century, but I doubt it. Weight is much more reproducible than volume when it comes to the amount of flour used in a recipe, for example.

The American fluid ounce is a different size than the old British one, because, well Americans have to be different. So while the 128 fl oz US gallon seems nominally exactly 80% of our 160 fl oz Imperial one, it is in fact 83.1 % by volume. We engineering students back in the '60s had to learn the wacky Yankee stuff for industrial design reasons.

I grew up in Blighty until my family emigrated to Canada when I was eleven. We used to memorize verse for the pounds, shilling and pence routine, but I always remember one other:

A pint of water weighs a pound and a quarter.

Yes, an Imperial gallon of water weighs exactly 10 pounds -- easy to remember. And about the only measurement equivalent that made any sense. An American gallon of watter weighs 8.31 pounds - everyone remembers that all right!

Funny how the US used to go on about the Red Menace, but vote Republican in the 1950s. Takes all kinds, I guess. if the Americans could just laugh at themselves as a country once in a while, things would go better in this world - they've always been so serious, such a singularly humourless nation. The Brits could laugh at themselves, and Canadians certainly can.

Good stuff!

BM